[markskarl]

Two computer geeks, Primesuspect and Shorty, were walking down the street. Prime was walking a bicycle.
Shorty looked at the bike and asked "Man, where did you get that cool bike?"
"Well," said Prime, "Yesterday, this really hot woman rode up to me on a bicycle. She dismounted the bike, took off all of her clothes, and said 'take what you want'."
"Good choice man," said Shorty, "women's clothing just isn't practical for us."
It was originally an engineer joke, but i had to make it fit right
hope it will like you