When a forum hasn't been posted on for five months, don't post on it.
Get a clue.

My try :

Hey everyone, my name is Stephen.
I like to play Halo 3.
It's a fun game and all the people I know play it, bungie made halo 3, it's super fun.
I really enjoy playing it but sometimes there are stupid people that play it and theyre attitude piss me off , but it's allright because I defeat them like all day long.
Well thats it for me, I will talk to you guys later.

ill stick to normal chatspeak, idc much.

I can also use perfect English, but it is a waste of time since this is "teh internets". I would also like to point out, that there are quite a lot of people, who don't care about other peoples grammar on forums.

and yeah who cares if its been gravedug up, its still just a guide any may be useful. gravedigging = digging up useless threads, threads that are over (like thread asking a question, where question has been already answered)
meh.

Thank you for posting this, I actually hope someone will follow it. >.>
wen ppl tlk liek ths it pisses me off
It really does. I mean, is it SOOO damn hard to type properly?! :]

No, most people are just too lazy to do it.

1 m34n 1t's 1mp0rt4nt t0 n0t sp34k 1337. But speak properly, and use correct grammer. Thank's for posting.

I'm pretty sure that a grammar guide is incomplete without the addition of the "i before e, except after c" rule. ;)

That's my 5 cents.